Dave’s Joke Tree

And now a bit of humor from Paul’s Wierd Humor, making fun of that universal experience: growing older ….Enjoy….Dave

An elderly couple pull up to a gas station;

Attendant: How may I help you?
Old Man: Please fill it up.
Old Lady: What did he say?
Old Man (Yelling): He asked what we wanted and I told him to fill it up. Attendant: So, where are you heading?
Old Man: To Chicago to see our Grandchildren.
Old Lady: What did he say?
Old Man (Yelling): He asked where we’re going. I told him we’re going to see the Grandkids.
Attendant: It sure is a nice day for a drive.
Old Man: Yes, it’s been quite pleasant.
Old Lady: What did he say?
Old Man: He said its good weather.
Attendant: Where are you coming from?
Old Man: We started our trip from Pittsburgh.
Old Lady: What did he say?
Old Man: He asked where we’re from and I said Pittsburgh.
Attendant: I dated a girl from Pittsburgh once. She wouldn’t shut up and was lousy in bed.
Old lady: What did he say?
Old Man: He says he knows you.