Dave’s Joke Tree

Hi there!
Here’s another one from Don Yankovic….Enjoy…Dave

A rather well-proportioned secretary, Joan, spent almost all of her
vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit
the first day but, on the second, she decided that no one could see
her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She’d
hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs; she was
lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

“Excuse me, miss,” said the flustered little assistant manager of the
hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. “The Hilton doesn’t
mind you sunbathing on the roof but we would very much appreciate you
wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday.”

“What difference does it make,” Joan asked rather calmly. “No one can
see me up here, and besides, I’m covered with a towel.”

“Not exactly,” said the embarrassed little man. “You’re lying on the
dining room skylight.”

Tags: Stupidity

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