Dave’s Joke Tree

Hello again,

Here’s one from Marlene in California….Now I understand?..Enjoy Dave.

A woman was walking along the beach and found a bottle. She looked
around and didn’t see anyone so she opened it. A genie appeared and
thanked her for letting him out. The genie said, “I am so grateful to
get out of that bottle that I will grant you one wish. But, I can only
grant one.”

The woman thought for a while and finally said, “I have always
wanted to go to Hawaii. I’ve never been able to go because I cannot
fly. Airplanes are much too frightening for me. On a boat, I see all
that water and I become very claustrophobic. So I wish for a road to
be built from here to Hawaii.”

The genie thought for a few minutes and said, “No, I don’t think I
can do that. Just think of all the work involved. Consider all the
piling needed to hold up a highway and how deep they would have to go
to reach the bottom of the ocean. Imagine all the pavement needed. No,
that is just too much to ask.”

The woman thought for a few minutes and then told the genie,
“There is one other thing I have always wanted. I would like to be
able to understand men. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they
temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with. Basically,
what makes them tick.”

The genie considered for a few minutes and said, “So, do you want
two lanes or four?”

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