How to understand what a male means..
Hi out there!
Just couldn’t resist this one! It’s hell to not be understood!..Enjoy..Dave
THE WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN REALLY MEANS WHEN HE SAYS…
“I’m hungry.” = “I’m hungry.”
“I’m sleepy.” = “I’m sleepy.”
“I’m tired.” = “I’m tired.”
“Do you want to go to a movie?” = “I’d eventually like to have sex with you.”
“Can I take you out to dinner?” = “I’d eventually like to have sex with you.”
“Can I call you sometime?” = “I’d eventually like to have sex with you.”
“May I have this dance?” = “I’d eventually like to have sex with you.”
“Nice dress!” = “Nice cleavage!”
“You look tense, let me give you a massage.” = “I want to fondle you.”
“What’s wrong?” = “What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?”
“What’s wrong?” = “I guess sex tonight is out of the question.”
“I’m bored.” = “Do you want to have sex?”
“I love you.” = “Let’s have sex now.”
“I love you, too.” = “Okay, I said it … we’d better have sex now!”
“Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.” = “I liked it better before.”
“Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.” = “$50 and it doesn’t look that much different!”
“Let’s talk.” = “I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me.”
“Will you marry me?” = “I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.”
“I don’t think that blouse and that skirt go well together.” = “I am gay.”
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