Microsoft, You all.
Hi there,
Saw this on the infowar.com site, and thought my friends down south might appreciate it….Enjoy…Dave
How Things Would be Different if Microsoft was Based in South Georgia
1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders.
2. Instead of an hourglass icon you’d get an empty beer bottle.
3. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of “Awright” o “Naw”.
4. Instead of “Ta-Da!”, the opening sound would be “Dueling Banjos”.
5. The “Recycle Bin” in Winders ‘95 would be an outhouse.
6. Instead of “Start Me Up”, the Winders ‘95 theme song would be Achy-Breaky Heart.
7. PowerPoint would be named “ParPawnt”.
8. Winders 95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag.
9. New Shutdown WAV: “Y’all come back now, Yah hear”.
10. Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called “Cuz”.
11. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old TransAm.
12. Spreadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead cars in your front yard.
13. Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor pull Simulator.
14. Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates.
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