Belief Systems at work!
Hello out there,
Here’s another one from Paul’s Wierd Humor, seems we can find what we look for….Enjoy..Dave
Three proofs that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his Father’s business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure that his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure that he was God.
Three proofs that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was for a drink.
Three proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His Mother did not know who his Father was.
Three proofs that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.
Three proofs that Jesus was black:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He had no permanent address.
3. Nobody would hire him.
Three proofs that Jesus was Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion.
Three proofs that Jesus was a Democrat:
1. He forgave everybody’s sins.
2. He defended prostitutes.
3. He recruited the poor.
Three proofs that Jesus was a Republican:
1. He urged people to pay taxes. (”render unto Caesar…)
2. He walked on water.
3. He caused the Church to become the wealthiest institution in the world.
Three proofs that Jesus was NOT a physician:
1. He made the blind to see.
2. He made the lame to walk.
3. He made the sick be well.
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