Recognition?

Everyone wants some recognition…Here’s a funny from my friend Marlene in San Diego… Enjoy, Dave…

George Goldberg is elected as the first Jewish President of the USA.

He calls his mother to come to the inauguration.

“How will I get from Chicago to Washington?”

“Mom, I’m President, I will send a plane for you.”

“How will I get to the airport?”

“Mom, I’m President I will send a limousine.”

“Where will I stay?”

“You will stay in the White House with me.”

She agrees and on the day she is going, the limo pulls up and her neighbor comes over.

“Where are you going?

“To the inauguration.”

“Who is being inaugurated?”

“You know my son Myron, the Doctor,……well it’s his brother.”

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