Perspective?
It has been awhile, but have been very busy.
This comes from Dave Thomas, a friend in England. It offers food for thought concerning an eternal question….Enjoy, Dave
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Plato:
For the greater good.
Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability.
FBI:
Give us ten minutes alone with the chicken and we will find out
Timothy Leary:
Because that’s the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
Nietzsche:
Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Oliver North:
National Security was at stake.
Jean-Paul Sartre:
In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the
chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Aristotle:
To actualize its potential.
Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Salvador Dali:
The Fish.
Darwin:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Ralph Waldo Emerson:
It didn’t cross the road; it transcended it.
Johann Friedrich von Goethe:
The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.
Werner Heisenberg:
We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Ronald Reagan:
I forget.
Sappho:
Due to the loveliness of the hen on the other side, more fair than all of Hellas’ fine armies.
Joseph Stalin:
I don’t care. Catch it. Crack its eggs to make my omelette.
Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
De Loitte and Touche Consultant:
Deregulation of the chicken’s side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market.
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